Heed! Beer! Now!
The So I Married An Axe-Murderer Drinking Game

Let's get pissed...


Take 1 drink whenever:
-Heed is given an order. (i.e., pants, move, paper)
-Stewart sings a Rod Stewart song.
-The Weekly World News is mentioned.
-Charlie gets questioned about an ex-girlfriend.
-Stewart tells someone to shut it.
-Charlie recites a poem.
-Charlie and Stewart are in the shot at the same time. Take 3 drinks if both of their faces are shown.
-Someone eats a hot dog.
-A red herring is discovered. (i.e., Harriet knows Russian)
-Alan Arkin yells an ethnic slur at Tony. Take 3 drinks whenever he mispronounces one.
-Stewart names a member of the Pentavarit.

Take 3 drinks whenever:
-Someone calls Heed by his birth name (William).
-The circulation of the Weekly World News is mentioned.
-Stewart says "pissed".
-Someone tries to molest Tony. (He's a wee sexy bastard, d'you know that?)
-Harriet sings "Only You" in a different language.